1. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
2. Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.
3. If I had to choose between loving you and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I love you.
4. God is really creative, I mean, just look at me.
5. You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
6. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
7. Falling in love with you is the second-best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
8. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
9. Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry the person who cannot live without.
10. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
11. Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
12. When you think there is nothing left in your life, just keep working hard until you die.
13. without you. I am nothing with you. I am something. Together, we are everything.
14. I am sorry my fault. I forgot you are an idiot.
15. I smile like a fool when I am talking to you. Doesn't matter if it's in person or through text or anything else. I just smile because it's you.
16. I am nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
17. Where there is love there is life.
18. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
19. All I want is to sleep and wake up next to you.
20. Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
21. I promise you no one will ever love you like I do.
22. Yeah you, the one reading my status, get lost.
23. Heaven is a place on Earth when you are around.
24. I am going to make the rest of my life, the best of my life.
25. The world's happiest couple never has the same character. They just have the best understanding of their difference.
26. I am explosive, you are the bomb. With our awesomeness, together we are an atomic bomb.
27. A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.
28. I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
29. Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.
30. A true friend can make you laugh until you pee, a best friend will continue laughing at you until she does too.
31. When I am with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we are apart, days seem like years.
32. People with attitude are rich by pocket but weak by heart.
33. The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.
34. If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
35. True Love is not based on romance, candle light dinner and walk alone beach. Infect, it's based on care, compromise, respect and trust.
36. I don’t care or think about the people in my past, there’s some reason why they don’t make it to my future.
37. Once in a while, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
38. When I'm good I'm best, when I'm bad I'm worst.
39. In the middle of life, love enters and make it a fairy tale.
40. I am not special, I am just limited edition.
41. Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.
42. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh it’s your attitude.
43. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. While loving someone deeply gives you courage.
44. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It is not that I have something to hide, it is just none of their damn business.
45. You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
46. The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
47. Love is a gift from god and I have accepted this gift with open arms. I love you very much and promise never to leave you.
48. Stop checking my status, go get a life.
49. Never trust your heart because it is on the right side.
50. It’s better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.
51. Keep your feet on the ground, when your head's in the clouds.
52. My attitude depends on the people in front of me.
53. Every time you text me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.
54. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
55. The happiest I've ever felt was that moment I discovered you loved me too.
56. Smile in front of people who hate you. Your happiness kills them.
57. Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.
58. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. That is why I am always calm and quiet.
59. I love you for who you are from the inside. The lovely looking outside is just a bonus.
60. Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
61. Beautiful lies in face not in mind.
62. My last seen at was just to check your last seen at.
63. Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you're in love.
64. It is the good girls who keep diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
65. Your smile is the key to my heart.
66. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
67. I fell in love with you, I don't know why or how. I just did.
68. I dint change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
69. Everything is excellent in Love and War.
70. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
71. When I'm sad don't look at me, just kiss me.
72. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.
73. Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it is too late. Say what you are feeling. Waiting is a mistake.
74. I will marry the girls who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.
75. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
76. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
77. Love is like a rubber band you need to hold it from both the sides by two people. When one leaves it hurts.
78. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
79. Since you have been around I smile a lot more than I use to.
80. Attitude is like underwear don’t show it just wore it.
81. A life without love is like a year without summer.
82. Tried to lose weight. But it keeps finding me.
83. I think our love can do anything we want it to.
84. People say me wrong. Trust me I am the worst.
85. Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently.
86. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
87. I am selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
88. My attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
89. Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine.
90. I am not shy, I am holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you.
91. One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realised I was thinking of you.
92. I'm sorry did I give you would impression that I give a damn about you?
93. Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
94. When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.
95. Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
96. I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me.
97. I love my life because it’s you.
98. I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
99. Cute lady need cute boy and I'm here for the same.
100. Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.
2. Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.
3. If I had to choose between loving you and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I love you.
4. God is really creative, I mean, just look at me.
5. You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
6. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
7. Falling in love with you is the second-best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
8. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
9. Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry the person who cannot live without.
10. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
11. Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
12. When you think there is nothing left in your life, just keep working hard until you die.
13. without you. I am nothing with you. I am something. Together, we are everything.
14. I am sorry my fault. I forgot you are an idiot.
15. I smile like a fool when I am talking to you. Doesn't matter if it's in person or through text or anything else. I just smile because it's you.
16. I am nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
17. Where there is love there is life.
18. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
19. All I want is to sleep and wake up next to you.
20. Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
21. I promise you no one will ever love you like I do.
22. Yeah you, the one reading my status, get lost.
23. Heaven is a place on Earth when you are around.
24. I am going to make the rest of my life, the best of my life.
25. The world's happiest couple never has the same character. They just have the best understanding of their difference.
26. I am explosive, you are the bomb. With our awesomeness, together we are an atomic bomb.
27. A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.
28. I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
29. Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.
30. A true friend can make you laugh until you pee, a best friend will continue laughing at you until she does too.
31. When I am with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we are apart, days seem like years.
32. People with attitude are rich by pocket but weak by heart.
33. The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.
34. If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
35. True Love is not based on romance, candle light dinner and walk alone beach. Infect, it's based on care, compromise, respect and trust.
36. I don’t care or think about the people in my past, there’s some reason why they don’t make it to my future.
37. Once in a while, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
38. When I'm good I'm best, when I'm bad I'm worst.
39. In the middle of life, love enters and make it a fairy tale.
40. I am not special, I am just limited edition.
41. Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.
42. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh it’s your attitude.
43. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. While loving someone deeply gives you courage.
44. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It is not that I have something to hide, it is just none of their damn business.
45. You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
46. The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
47. Love is a gift from god and I have accepted this gift with open arms. I love you very much and promise never to leave you.
48. Stop checking my status, go get a life.
49. Never trust your heart because it is on the right side.
50. It’s better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.
51. Keep your feet on the ground, when your head's in the clouds.
52. My attitude depends on the people in front of me.
53. Every time you text me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.
54. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
55. The happiest I've ever felt was that moment I discovered you loved me too.
56. Smile in front of people who hate you. Your happiness kills them.
57. Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.
58. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. That is why I am always calm and quiet.
59. I love you for who you are from the inside. The lovely looking outside is just a bonus.
60. Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
61. Beautiful lies in face not in mind.
62. My last seen at was just to check your last seen at.
63. Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you're in love.
64. It is the good girls who keep diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
65. Your smile is the key to my heart.
66. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
67. I fell in love with you, I don't know why or how. I just did.
68. I dint change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
69. Everything is excellent in Love and War.
70. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
71. When I'm sad don't look at me, just kiss me.
72. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.
73. Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it is too late. Say what you are feeling. Waiting is a mistake.
74. I will marry the girls who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.
75. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
76. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
77. Love is like a rubber band you need to hold it from both the sides by two people. When one leaves it hurts.
78. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
79. Since you have been around I smile a lot more than I use to.
80. Attitude is like underwear don’t show it just wore it.
81. A life without love is like a year without summer.
82. Tried to lose weight. But it keeps finding me.
83. I think our love can do anything we want it to.
84. People say me wrong. Trust me I am the worst.
85. Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently.
86. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
87. I am selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
88. My attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
89. Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine.
90. I am not shy, I am holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you.
91. One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realised I was thinking of you.
92. I'm sorry did I give you would impression that I give a damn about you?
93. Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
94. When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.
95. Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
96. I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me.
97. I love my life because it’s you.
98. I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
99. Cute lady need cute boy and I'm here for the same.
100. Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.
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